Asijská děvka v punčochách škádlí

Sammy Moon was the wrong whore in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Exactly what I always find and what always finds me.

Even broke I somehow found a way to drop 5 G's on her in loans, gifts, advances, pursuits she never made it to.

She pumped me up along the way with inspirational wet-eyed tales of her brave, austere student poverty.

And when that lessened in effect, she rolled out the fabulous yarn of her deepest secret