Pappy šuká svou nubile nevlastní dceru Lannu Carter

You bought a mug?

Kind of a long story.

So, I ran into mom and I told her that I was going to the store to get you a gift and she asked me if I had any money because something about a bookie, I don't really know but...

Uh huh, and?

And she asked me if I had any money and I said yeah, so I gave her the $100 and just wait, she said that if she told me that she'd go to the store and get you a gift and apparently this is like a collector's item and she said that you'd love it and that you've always wanted it.